If we are in a “Don’t laugh” situation… Do not look over at me

If we are in a “Don’t laugh” situation… Do not look over at me   ( unknown )

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When you’re too tired to go to work, too broke to quit, and too old to get a sugar daddy. unknown

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Thank you to all the people who make my life better just by being in it!  unknown

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My generation never had babysitters .. our parents just told us to lock the door and don’t

open it for nobody 100 . unknown

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When someone tells me l should start acting my age. unknown

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m
not even going to look for it . unknown

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Country people don’t even tell you when you miss your exit. They just wait until you pass it, then ask “Where You Going?”   unknown

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I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming  unknown

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People: How much faith do you have in the human race?

Me:

I look both ways at a roundabout.

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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I’M QUITE CLEARLY DILLY DALLYING.

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