If we are in a “Don’t laugh” situation… Do not look over at me
If we are in a “Don’t laugh” situation… Do not look over at me ( unknown )
When you’re too tired to go to work, too broke to quit, and too old to get a sugar daddy. unknown
Thank you to all the people who make my life better just by being in it! unknown
My generation never had babysitters .. our parents just told us to lock the door and don’t
open it for nobody 100 . unknown
When someone tells me l should start acting my age. unknown
Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m
not even going to look for it . unknown
Country people don’t even tell you when you miss your exit. They just wait until you pass it, then ask “Where You Going?” unknown
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming unknown
People: How much faith do you have in the human race?
Me:
I look both ways at a roundabout.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF LOLLYGAGGING WHEN I’M QUITE CLEARLY DILLY DALLYING.
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